I wish I was a dolphin. Fucking swimming around all day and playing and eating all the fish I want and sharks won’t fuck with me and have sex for fun and dolphins sleep with one eye open so when I’m sleeping and something creeps up on me I’ll be like hAhaHAhah NopE!!11
1 month ago with 98 notes
I wish ghetto white girls were a mythÂ
1 month ago with 125 notes
sometimes i wonder what could possess a human to kill another human and then i get group invite notifications on facebook and I totally get it
2 months ago with 810 notes
yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
3 months ago with 27,324 notes
Cause of suicide: Liking an old picture on instagram while trying to stalk someone
3 months ago with 19 notes
if you sneeze and no one blesses you do you like bless yourself or excuse yourself or let it go this has always plagued me
3 months ago with 27 notes
i want a relationship like jack and rose because i want to die :-)
3 months ago with 38 notes
i just wanna be with someone who hates everything except me
3 months ago with 889 notes
i wish i was better at empathizing i’m just like yoo here’s some whiskey
3 months ago with 4 notes
if you genuinely like Taylor Swift then I don’t know what you are but it’s not my friend
3 months ago with 789 notes
lms if u dead
3 months ago with 16 notes
I consider Pandora a friend like that dude shows me so much new music
3 months ago with 6 notes
yo shout out to mouths eating and kissing are probably my two favorite things
3 months ago with 269 notes
I feel like a dolphin after I shave
3 months ago with 44 notes
“thank you, cum again!” reads the prostitute’s door as you leave
4 months ago with 13 notes
