2treehill: lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
majortvjunkie: what I imagine a vagina looks like
nighthooker: i found your nudes in the lol tag
also leinenkugel beer is now my absolute favorite
i’m really drunk hello
Anonymous asked: but seriously how did you meet him?
poopflow: how to get a girl wet in one easy step push her into a pool
naking: still lookin for my sugar daddy in shining armor
Anonymous asked: how did you meet cokeflow how did it happen i'm curious?
nightbagel: what if nipples were actually thorns can you imagine all the dead babies
nightbagel: *hops in the backseat while ur at a red light* hey man i think you forgot to reblog my text post
nightbagel: you know when you type your password incorrectly but you hit enter anyway because the website will clear the field for you without you having to hit backspace
witchpop: why do u only have 1 wing